Error is sometimes so nearly allied to truth, that it blends with it as imperceptibly as the colours of the rainbow fade into each other. - William Benton Clulow
I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. - Erma Bombeck
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
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