One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
We read in bed because reading is halfway between life and dreaming, our own consciousness in someone else's mind. - Anna Quindlen
'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. - William Makepeace Thackeray
If there is something wrong we would like to fix it immediately.