The unreal is more powerful than the real.... Because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. - Chuck Palahniuk
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. - Thomas Carlyle
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. - George Washington
If there is something wrong we would like to fix it immediately.