The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
All weather is sin-related. Lust causes thunder, anger causes fog, and you don't want to know what causes dew. - Stephen Colbert
I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone. - Antonio Porchia
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