Goddess Gout, thou ignorest the penniless in poverty and delightest to come to the feet of the Bacchus-friended wealthy. - Lucian of Samosata
Chi Wen Tzu always thought three times before taking action. Twice would have been quite enough. - Confucius
I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls. - Henry David Thoreau
If there is something wrong we would like to fix it immediately.