Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me. - Anatole France
On some issues, I'm a staunch Conservative — like curtailing greenhouse gas emissions so that we can Conserve the environment. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
If there is something wrong we would like to fix it immediately.