If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners — let us thank heaven for hypocrisy. - Aldous Huxley
For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation. - James Boswell
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
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