When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau
If there is something wrong we would like to fix it immediately.