You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. - Khalil Gibran
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. - Truman Capote
Gossip needn't be false to be evil — there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around. - Frank A. Clark
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