Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows — marriage does.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
Alimony — The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.