Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
In golf, you keep your head down and follow through. In the vice presidency, you keep your head up and follow through. It’s a big difference.
Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.