Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.
At my house, when a missing pawn shows up in the Scrabble tiles, it counts as an extra blank.
The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.
There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games.
Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many seven-letter words have five i’s.
Do I rue a life wasted doing crosswords? Yes, but I do know the three-letter-word for regret.
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Life is more fun if you play games.