Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean.
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.