Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.