No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.”
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.