It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
If I can’t have too many truffles I’ll do without.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Gluttony is not a secret vice.
I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food.
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.