Pie…it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.
Pessimism is as American as apple pie — frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
Whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all unless it’s been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn’t a poached egg unless it’s been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.