Christmas Quotes

People can’t concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.

The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.

Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That’s why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.