Cats Quotes

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

I like cats…. When I meet a cat, I say, “Poor Pussy!” and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace.

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It’s easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America’s favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it’s often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there’s a bowl of milk in it for them.

One cat just leads to another.