Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.
Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore… and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.
There is no bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own minds.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
The only thing worse than being bored is being boring.
Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.