Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.”
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
Familiarity breeds contempt — and children.