Baby Quotes

If you were to open up a baby’s head — and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should — you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped teething.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.

Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud “snort” noises.) I don’t know why parents don’t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you’re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won’t have his friends hanging around your house all the time.

Every child begins the world again….

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.