Alcohol Quotes

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

When Flemming saw the little streams, sliding down the mountainside, and leaping, all life and gladness, he would fain have clasped them in his arms and been their playmate, and revelled with them in their freedom and delight. Yet he was weary with the day’s journey, and entered the village more like a way-worn traveller than an enthusiastic poet. As he went up the tavern steps, he said in his heart, with the Italian Aretino: “He who has not been at a tavern knows not what a paradise it is. O holy tavern! O miraculous tavern!—holy, because no carking cares are there, nor weariness, nor pain…”

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

Why don’t you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.